Part II of the Lemon Trilogy.
Throw your knife in the river
If it don't cut the way you know it should
You can't stand the modern lingo
The way that you could
Your claim to fame is your lack of interest
And it's treated you well so far
She left a note on the kitchen table
She signed it with the letter M
She said "it's kind of a funny story,
Stop me if you've heard it before"
Well can't you see that nobody's laughing?
If you're feeling lucky
It's best to forget about it